Funniest Website I've Found In Years

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Now - As you all know I live my life online!  It's NOT ONLY my job BUT ALSO my escape.  After my stint with being obsessed with SushiWithMyGirls.com, which has slowly become stagnant, I have recently been put on to a new UGC (user generated content) website that's A-mazing.  (That's for you JSab!)

When I read this website for the first time I was crying at my desk from laughter.  It's called DearBlankPleaseBlank.com.  If you go to the site you'll understand the premise, but essentially people just make up stuff in the form of:

Dear _________,

Please.................

Sincerely, __________.

So for instance two of my favorite ones are:

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.  Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear scissors,

I feel your pain... No one wants to run with me either.

Sincerely, Sarah Palin

So with that being said, I decided to come up with DearBlankPleaseBlanks that are related to the business school application process.  Here goes nothing:

Dear GMAT Rate Problems,

Please stop asking me when two trains will meet.

Sincerely, As long as they're on different tracks it doesn't matter! 

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Dear Admissions Officers,

Process is holistic?  Really?

Sincerely, Your Avg GMAT increased 10 points.

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Dear Friends,

No I’m really studying, not on a date.

Sincerely, Support Me

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Dear Savings Account,

I’m sorry you’re getting smaller as my debt gets larger!

Sincerely, Signing Bonus in 2 years

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Dear GMAT Tutor,

Thanks for teaching me quant.

Sincerely, I calculated your yearly salary

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Dear Friends Who Called During DO NOT CALL DAY,

I haven’t forgotten!

Sincerely, You’re Dead To Me

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Dear Me last year,

YOU’RE GOING TO JOHNSON!

Sincerely, If you only knew back then

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Dear Business School Ranking Publications,

Why are you all so different?

Sincerely, Confused

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Dear Bschool application fees,

Where does all that money go?

Sincerely,  student w/o scholarship

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Dear admitted students weekends,

Must you all be on the same weekend?

Sincerely,  I'd choose your school if I could rule out others

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Dear GMAT test prep companies,

Please tell me how many of your students dont score above 700.

Sincerely,  if it's 0 then somethings fishy. 

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Dear GMAC,

Why must the GMAT be $250?

Sincerely, why don't you take my other arm and. Leg too? 

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Dear GMAT,

It is my belief that since I finished both AWA's in 15 minutes and still got a 5.5 that I should be allowed to use the other 30 minutes for the Quant section.

Sincerely, I didn't even spell check